back 2 school advice: DUNK DURING UR FIRST GYM CLASS. IT WILL BE HARD & U MAY HAVE 2 JUMP HIGHER THAN EVER B4 BUT THE RESPECT WILL BE HUGE
werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

evilplotting:

If you’re nonbinary and someone says “ladies and gentleman, may I have your attention” you are exempt from listening to their boring as fuck announcement feel free to continue doing whatever it was you were doing rules do not apply to you.

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

birdghost:

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

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ouendanl:

royalgummi:

kids with a bright future

someone save these children

ouendanl:

royalgummi:

kids with a bright future

someone save these children

orbtrender:

*plays bioshock ost in the shower* welcome to rapture

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

marniethedog:

My Duane Reade Adventure! (It’s the full version)

furples:

Sessilee Lopez @ Kenzo Spring 2013

hotboysofficial:

the worst part about being a Canadian child was colouring in Nunavut

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firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

kois0:

is tesco feeling ok